Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Of course I have a pirate flag
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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