Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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