butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
did i just pee glitter
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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