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based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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