i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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