she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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