Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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