I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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