Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
