yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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