Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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