Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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