oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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