i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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