I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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