he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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