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i barfeds in our rink
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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