It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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