if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Two words: blizzard sex
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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