There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He better not be in your backpack
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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