What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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