Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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