Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Randomize
