are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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