at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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