every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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