dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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