i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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