he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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