is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think I died a long time ago.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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