That's intense
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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