butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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