whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I hope mine doesn't look like that
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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