the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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