Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
