he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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