oh god the rape fog is back!
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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