It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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