Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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