did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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