U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Say something about gay babies.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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