Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
