Are we in a gay sports bar?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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