So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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