So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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