Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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