She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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