She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
