i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
