Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I have fence marks all over my body
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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