btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize