Dual....:-)
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She told me I should be a condom model.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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