I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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