it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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