Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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