yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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